Does anyone have any sand to spare?

Hi everyone,

Did someone say it's easy being Nadal's second biggest worshipper?
Well, it's not.


My name is Larry Ellison and I've had a really hectic year.

It all started in January when I had to go to Spain to ensure the judicial review in the Fuentes case was fair and unbiased. I think the cornerstone of any democracy is having a judiciary system that is impartial and independent of the state, and I'm pleased my intervention in the Fuentes case helped towards that.
Getting to Spain wasn't easy though. All the American Airlines tickets were booked out, so Toni had to book me a Ryanair flight to Madrid. Unfortunately my empty suitcase went over the weight limit of 0.5kg, so at the end all I could carry was my 'Vamos Rafa' red briefcase. It was still a good flight though, I stood next to a fellow Nadal fan during the flight (it was him who gave me the link to this site). We talked about Nadal's left bicep for a bit, and after that, we talked about about his right bicep for another bit. Fun flight.

Anyway, I digress. Back to the present, I do have some urgent issues right now. And no, this time it's not the NRA trying to give everyone guns in an attempt to stop everyone from using guns. This problem is even worse. I've run out of sand.
When I took over Indian Wells, Toni did warn me that this could be a problem that would potentially occur in the future, but I did not imagine in my wildest dream that the beaches of California would be empty by this time. I have already called Franseco Roig, and he has bought a big bucket which we can collect sand in when we visit the Arizona desert later this year. My commitment and dedication of providing high bouncing tortoise like hard court tracles has simply got stronger in the interest of fairness.

And, as for this forum, wow. Reading back I really am taken aback and am amazed at your sensational prediction skills. Have you guys tried your hand at betting? You'd be really good. Jeez, I'm even thinking about founding a betting company just so you guys can bet on it, that's how impressed I am.
I even showed my good friend George Osbourne this forum. After reading the comments for 3 hours, he eventually came out of his office grinning, he was elated at what he had read.
'This is bloody perfect. Why didn't you show me this earlier Larry! There is nothing I love more than seeing someone get prediction after prediction wrong, and each time launching patchy and unconvincing reasons as to why the mistake was due to unforeseeable external factors. And despite this, managing to stay smug as if you were right all along. Bloody hell, I think I should start writing my speech for the 2014 budget now.'

As you may have guessed after hearing about my meeting with Osbourne, I am currently in London. Toni asked if I could find a way if we can change the group seeding system of the WTF later this year, so that Nadal can face players only ranked form 6-8 in his group. I think it's only fair as Nadal missed the Australian Open this year after he injured his appendix while sitting on his chair.



Cheers,

Larry

Hi amrit

luvsports! wrote:Hi amrit

He probably cut and pasted it from another forum again