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Post by luvsports! on Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:15 pm

"Good day fellow hebrews and shebrews, what a glorious jewish day. Did you see those coupons in the paper ey? Some good deals there. I saw someone selling a TV last week, they were asking for 1000 but i UShed them down to 500 (gets kicked on the crotch)."

Slight curveball here comrades from the norm (for the above and topics wise) got a few questions for ya on atp players.

1) Which current atp player would you most want to have a drink/night out with? (for me gulbis, he likes sweet mary jane and is cut from a different, non boring tennis player, cloth).

2) Who would you most like to give a clip round the ear? (for me tomic, hes a grumpy so and so and I think I could take him, he's just got a long reach would could be trouble)

3) Who would you most like to have a 100m race against? (Nadal, to see how fast I am against him and if he gets way out in front i will try and trip him up).

4) What player would you most like to give advice to? (Monfils, stop being so defensive and attack more, its infuriating! Oh and using the excuse that "you are black" so you sweat more is lame)

5) WHo would you want to play tennis with the most (No brainer, feds )

Thoughts?

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Post by Tenez on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:16 am

luvsports! wrote:"Good day fellow hebrews and shebrews, what a glorious jewish day. Did you see those coupons in the paper ey? Some good deals there. I saw someone selling a TV last week, they were asking for 1000 but i UShed them down to 500 (gets kicked on the crotch)."


Slight curveball here comrades from the norm (for the above and topics wise) got a few questions for ya on atp players.

1) Which current atp player would you most want to have a drink/night out with? (for me gulbis, he likes sweet mary jane and is cut from a different, non boring tennis player, cloth).
Good choice....but I am have already my share of friends similar to Gulbis. I don;t have a genius like Federer and I have so many questions to ask him I woudl not mind understanding better what he thinks. But I am not tempted to holiday with any of them besides maybe going fishing with Mecir.


2) Who would you most like to give a clip round the ear? (for me tomic, hes a grumpy so and so and I think I could take him, he's just got a long reach would could be trouble)...Isn't Murray his caricature?

3) Who would you most like to have a 100m race against? (Nadal, to see how fast I am against him and if he gets way out in front i will try and trip him up). Karlovic! He woudl make me feel less human.

4) What player would you most like to give advice to? (Monfils, stop being so defensive and attack more, its infuriating! Oh and using the excuse that "you are black" so you sweat more is lame)
Nadal..tennis wise he has so much to learn...in exchange he'd give me a few tips to shed weight effortlessly.


5) WHo would you want to play tennis with the most (No brainer, feds )
Not sure. I would not see the ball. For me Coria, I'd have a chance to beat a professional tennis player for once. 60 DFs and a huge choke woudl give me a chance.

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Post by noleisthebest on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:00 am

1) Nobody
2) Not sure what exactly you mean with this question
3) I don't believe in sprints, tennis has a different mindset, but I'd sprint backwards against let's say....Gulbis!
4) Paire. I'd teach him how to believe in himself.
5) If it was a circus kind of charity match, Leconte. I know he'd be a perfect gentleman smiley
On the other hand, I would absolutely love to be able to play like Roger. Just for one day. OK, an hour! On a sunniest of days. On grass, of course. With a wooden racquet.

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Post by noleisthebest on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:25 am

Regarding your second question, after some extra thought, I think I'd have a go at Nadal's bottles: one nice, elegant kick with the back of my foot. After that, I'd walk to Tony in the stands, take his Iberia baseball cap off and put the red RF one on.
The Iberia cap I'd sell in an auction and donate the proceeds to the anti-doping fund.

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Post by luvsports! on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:33 am

haha! and then give him a new '17' jumper Winking

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Post by Tenez on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:38 am

Or I'd serve and win a few points while he is still fiddling with his bottles.

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Post by laverfan on Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:34 pm

Tenez wrote:Or I'd serve and win a few points while he is still fiddling with his bottles.

You should finish the match before the coin toss is over. Winking

PS: Umpires Play directive should be ignored, because it is not Tennis anyway. Too much running and grinding. Laugh

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